Happy Birthday! Get some of your bosom buddies to take ya out for a couple of big jugs of ale, or perhaps a few buttery nipples. Be sure to eat first. Most folks like the wings, but if you prefer to grab a breast or two, jump on the first Hooters ya cum across. If jiggling mounds of chicken aint your thing, find a rib house that features really big racks. It's your birthday so be sure they're stacked nicely. Bottled beer goes nicely with 'em, but some folks actually prefer to suck on a couple of cans with dinner.
I'm sure you need no advice on how to spend the next few hours getting toasted, but remember to keep abreast of the time so you don't wind up being the boob caught in the high beams of some cops headlights. All you want is to get home and rest your head on a couple of soft pillows, not run smack into a huge bust!