There were two men sitting next to each other in a pub having a few beers together.
One of the men turns to the other and says, "Psst, do you wanna see what I've got in my pocket?".
And the other man says, "Ok, what?"
To the amazement of this man, the other man takes out of his pocket a little man, playing a piano. "My goodness! Where did you get that?", says the guy. "Shhh, it's a secret. You see I've got this magic stone, all you have to do is rub it 3 times and wish for whatever you want."
The man eagerly agreed, and took the stone in his hand and rubbed it three times. Closing his eyes he said, "I wish to be covered in money."In an instant, the man found himself smothered in gallons of sticky honey.
"Hey! I said 'money', NOT 'honey'!", cried the man.
"Ah! Did you honestly think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"